Boo-blog: This is the last Boo-blog post ever

November 19, 2004

This is the last Boo-blog post ever

We tried to come up with something more clever for the title, like a song lyric, or pun, or obscure theatrical reference, but we settled on telling it like it is.

But yes, it's the troof. See, Girl-E is an insecure, petty twit, and she finally decided she just had to have a blog of her own but couldn't tolerate the competition. So after more than a year and a half of cavorting with you lovely people (almost) every day, we have been forced into retirement, like so much aging horse. We will miss you all wretchedly, but all good things must come to an end. Plus, now we'll have time to work on our screenplay.

While we tried to get her to do her own damn PR, she convinced us to put a plug in for THE NEW BLOG (she even wanted us to ask you to change your links. Chopped liver, that's what we are). Chances are she will rip us off and it will be a little like this one anyway, though she swears it will bring a "fresh voice" and "less migraine-inducing pink". Whatever.

We did, however, succeed in getting her to pay our hosting fees so that the Boo-blog will not disappear into oblivion. You can still visit us whenever, and to make it easier, we chose some of our favorites from over the years (well, one year and eight months) for your enjoyment.

So here you go, The Best of Boo-blog:

My Big Fat Constitutional Convention (Diarist Award finalist)

Mars is looking better every day

Children, settle down - your mommy will be angry - when I crush your head

This announcement is not coming to you from an aircraft carrier

Introducing our Pop Music Outbox

Something special in the air

Bleary

You front me, you lose your teeth

A Message to the High School Kids

Happy NAD!

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, literally

Stonewood, Stonewood, Stonewood, Stonewood... Rocks!

And so, their asses were boycotted.

The Forbidden Blog is Boo

You know what mama said about looking gift donkeys in the mouth