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January 13, 2004

You front me, you lose your teeth

Dental students are punks. This morning, Girl-E went to her weekly appointment at one of the area's top dental schools for knee therapy (long story), and she ended up in the elevator with a gaggle of bleary-eyed dudes on their way to class. Mad Dope Dental Students with their skull caps and their hemp chokers and their Adidas track pants. Anyway, their conversation went something like this:

MDDS #1: Aw shit man, I forgot my gym bag today.

MDDS #2: I got mine right hizere, boy-yeeee!

MDDS #3: Yo, I checked with Bones this morning, he's still sleepin'.

MDDS #2: That's right on, Micro-bio is such a fucking waste of time.

MDDS #1: What the hell floor are we on?

MDDS #3: We're on the first floor, Buttbrain.

MDDS #1: No, Dumbshit, I meant what floor is class on.

MDDS #2: I think it's like, seven.

MDDS #3: Fuck I've got a headache.

Dental school must be kee-razy, man. All the honeys and the bling and all that shizzit. Sign us up.

Posted by The Twins at January 13, 2004 11:01 AM

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Comments

LOL

i wonder if they have "cool" dental lingo.

"dude, that's plaque-tastic!"

Posted by: kat at January 13, 2004 11:38 AM

it starts out all fun and games and ends up as the highest suicide rate profession.
tsk tsk.
a shame indeed. (fo shizzle)

Posted by: snowy at January 13, 2004 02:55 PM

My last dentist was a Mormon. He was a very nice man, and often did his own cleanings, but he was almost entirely free of bling.

Posted by: Jess at January 13, 2004 03:37 PM

Can we still blame Mercury toxicity for the sometimes bad behaviour of Dentists?
Maybe some just have personality problems.
I find them a bit aggressive and defensive.
Had a young Dentist once,really nice guy,but the older ones seem to have lost it.
Hopefully the new generation of Dentist's will display more "normal" behaviour.

Posted by: Sally at May 16, 2004 01:38 AM

I enjoyed that Elevator conversation.

Dentist's often seem weird. May be the isolation. May be looking up people's nostrils all day.

I wonder how honest they are. That little filling needed here,there etc.
Easy occupation to fleece people of extra money.

The suicide rate is still fairly high I think,
maybe it is the personality type.

Posted by: Paul at May 16, 2004 03:23 AM

I enjoyed that Elevator conversation.

Dentist's often seem weird. May be the isolation. May be looking up people's nostrils all day.

I wonder how honest they are. That little filling needed here,there etc.
Easy occupation to fleece people of extra money.

The suicide rate is still fairly high I think,
maybe it is the personality type.
People don't want to see them,and are glad to get out of their office,so it must drive you crazy after a while.

I still think they rip people off with a smile on their face.

Posted by: Paul at May 16, 2004 03:25 AM