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January 15, 2004

Mars is looking better every day

Girl-E forgot to put her mittens on before she went outside today, and all of her fingers save her left thumb fell off onto the porch. True story.

The Boston production of Blue Man Group is having a special discount on tickets this weekend because they were able to save a bundle on make-up.

The neighborhood kids have called an emergency meeting because the snowmen are on strike for having to work in dangerous conditions.

There are reports from all over the city that dozens of Dunkin Donuts customers are picking obnoxious fights with those ahead of them in line, in hopes of having coffee thrown in their faces.

Members of the Massachusetts National Guard are paying out of pocket for plane tickets to Baghdad.

The Indianapolis Colts are sending an unfeeling squad of uruk-hai to play the Patriots this weekend in the playoffs.

Posted by The Twins at January 15, 2004 10:10 AM

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oh dear. in my morning haze, i stared at the one about blue man group for a full minute wondering what the hell you meant. can i go back to bed now?

Posted by: kat at January 15, 2004 10:48 AM

i heartily agree with you on all points save one. and i think you know which one missy.(!) i am not buying for one second that your finger actually fell off.

oh and the (*real*) Peyton is going to kick your booty this weekend!

heh.

Posted by: snowy at January 15, 2004 01:30 PM

I said fingers, plural. And seriously. I'm typing with my chin.

And don't take this the wrong way, Snowy, but I think the uruk-hai would have a slightly better chance at victory. :)

Posted by: EV at January 15, 2004 01:37 PM

I don't know, ev...I think they'd give up too many penalty yards.

Incidentally, what's all this about it being cold?

Posted by: aaron at January 15, 2004 02:22 PM

Aaron, I've said many, many things about you, but one of them is not that you're not funny.

Posted by: EV at January 15, 2004 02:43 PM

That was hilarious! If you want I could try to set up a large fan here and point it toward you. It's really warm in Georgia...

Posted by: She-Dork at January 16, 2004 08:44 AM

I would have laughed out loud at the uruk-hai reference, had my mouth not frozen solid last night.

Posted by: nikita at January 16, 2004 10:52 AM

So then, what? It's cold?

Posted by: cw at January 16, 2004 03:42 PM

Are you talking the *smack*, little girl? huh? HUH?!
gonna be a throw down.

oh and it's nice and toasty here. mmmm. snug as a bug. >:-)

Posted by: snowy at January 16, 2004 03:59 PM

I am indeed. Smack smack smack.

Posted by: EV at January 16, 2004 04:05 PM