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May 03, 2003

This announcement is not coming to you from an aircraft carrier

We hope you will join our celebration as we declare May 3, 2003 the first ever National Adjective Day. It has recently occurred to us that adjectives make the world go 'round. As case in point, please note the appeal of the following phrases:

moist towelette
frosty beverage
fuzzy bunny
sweet love
slow-roasted brisket
vengeful spouse
nasty scrape
witty repartee
pickled accompaniments

And let us not forget the invaluable contributions of those comparatives and superlatives, either. I mean, why say, "You're so stupid," when you could say, "Could you be any stupider?" And we can't tell you how many times we'd be lost without the phrases "Isn't that the damnedest thing?" and "biggest bitch EVER!".

So please, today and every May 3rd to follow, please try to use an adjective in each and every brilliant (see how it works?) sentence you utter.

And yes, we see now that National Adjective Day spells NAD, could you be any more immature?

Posted by The Twins at May 3, 2003 07:40 AM

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