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June 15, 2004
I've found my special purpose!
You know how Slurpees are all great at first, and then about halfway through after you've drunk most of the liquid they're all hard and icy? Well we just had the best idea! If it's a Diet Pepsi or otherwise cola-flavored Slurpee, just grab a can out of the work fridge and pour it over the flavorless ice! And if it's cherry-flavored, all the better!!
Jesus christ this is a fucking useless day.
Posted by The Twins at June 15, 2004 03:11 PM
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Yeah, it is. And seeing as how we all seem to be experiencing a mass attack of ennui, I will now reply to a post of yours from weeks and weeks ago:
Remember when it was adjective appreciation day and we all posted our favorite adjective/noun combos? I thought of another one yesterday:
Activist judges.
Posted by: nikita at June 16, 2004 11:21 AM
Thanks for the kind words, Nikita. But I have to tell our fair webmistress that fellow judge Clarence Thomas came up with a similar trick quite a few years ago. Except his idea involved a different kind of "slurpee."
Posted by: Activist Judge at June 16, 2004 01:42 PM