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June 14, 2004
A Guide for Those Having a Shitty Day, from Someone Having a Shitty Day
Affliction: Fatigue
Treatment: Plain yogurt mixed with maple pecan granola, iced coffee
Affliction: Lack of motivation
Treatment: Walk up and down Massachusetts Avenue at lunch time and make eye contact with every homeless person you pass
Affliction: Panic
Treatment: Call Mom
Affliction: Twitchy malaise induced by eating more grilled meat yesterday than any decent human should eat
Treatment: Veggie wrap on whole wheat tortilla. Apricots. Five of them.
Affliction: Self-doubt
Treatment: Make concrete plans for rest of day which include physical activity and resist nap-related derailment. DO NOT NAP!!
Affliction: Sorrow/Ennui
Treatment: Brainstorm songs for tomorrow's karaoke show and download from iTunes if not already in collection. Tell anyone who thinks this is sad to go to hell.
Affliction: Fatigue (3pm variety)
Treatment: Deal. 3pm fatigue is not treatable.
Affliction: Impatience
Treatment: Start blogging. Next you look it will be 40 minutes closer to the end of the day.
Posted by The Twins at June 14, 2004 02:42 PM
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Comments
Affliction: No comments to your shitty day post.
Treatment: Leave a comment for yourself! As long as you love you, everything's great!
Posted by: EV at June 15, 2004 10:10 AM
We love you too, EV.
Posted by: The Icy Hot Stuntaz at June 15, 2004 11:07 AM
omiGOD I am in fucking FIZITS over that. You dogs iz money.
Posted by: EV at June 15, 2004 11:18 AM
Thanks, I needed that. I'm going to think hard for something to blog because I can't let this rage go to waste! And I want the afternoon to disappear.
Posted by: Brad at June 15, 2004 02:20 PM