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April 01, 2003

Meet Little Miss Useless!

She's a very friendly little miss. If only she were good for even one darn thing!

Little Miss Useless works at a very silly place. They are paying her to be useless! Why would they do that? Well, can you say "foreigner work permit"? Little Miss Useless can't, she's never seen one! For two whole weeks, some big men from the government are in the silly place, and Little Miss Useless has to hide in a room and be as useless as her little self can be! And that's quite useless indeed.

Little Miss Useless does do some things, though. She drinks lots of instant coffee and plays solitaire on her handheld. Look, she got the highest score! She also gossips about Little Miss Harpy and Little Miss Kiss-Ass, who don't like Little Miss Useless very much. They know deep down they're as useless as she is, but they have to pretend they're not. Being a legal citizen is a bummer! But Little Miss Useless is bummed, too.

She has to stay at the silly place and be useless, when it's much more fun to be useless at home. But don't worry too much, children, she'll be home soon, where she can order Pizza Hut and play solitaire on a real computer! Goodbye, Little Miss Useless, don't work too hard! Just kidding!

Posted by The Twins at April 1, 2003 01:16 PM

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