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April 02, 2003
Here we are now, entertainers
Girl-E recently mentioned to her good buddy Girl-C that she is in a sad phase in which what she really wants is "is to sit on my tuff and never do anything responsible, ever." Girl-C, ever-wise, reassuringly replied "No no. It's cool. You're having a phase. This is like some kind of mid-90s slacker period you're going through as a result of highly stressful work and cultural displacement. You're like Bridget Fonda in Singles, only you want a breast reduction instead of an enlargement and you're married to a teacher rather than dating a musician. You are actually ahead of the curve, as widespread 90s nostalgia is due to kick in May 2004 approximately."
So for those of you who find yourself listening to Blood Sugar Sex Magic on repeat and having no ambitions beyond finally organizing your IE Favorites, it's all good. You're not in a slump, you've got your finger on the pulse of America.
And in case you're wondering, we're too emotionally shocked to address a certain particularly disturbing revelation in Girl-C's statement. So we're sticking with the main theme, and we'll return to the other topic when we can cope.
By the way, Girl-E went to the gym tonight. They told her they thought she'd moved back to the States.
Posted by The Twins at April 2, 2003 11:14 AM
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