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March 31, 2003
In which we uncreatively reflect on the age-old gym problem
Loooooooooooooooser. That's the story, folks. We know Girl-E's not the only girl who says every day for weeks that this is the day she'll go back to the gym, but she certainly has as pathetic a list of excuses as anyone. The damn gym is next door. Next door. Right above the McDonalds. One problem we can identify is that she has been signing up month-to-month, and since her last month ran out she's not currently paying for it, hence no financial incentive. Another problem we can identify is that she is a lazy sack of crapola. Don't get us wrong, the less we have to be tortured with this evil contraption, the happier we are, but we also enjoy pointing out what a lazy sack of crapola she is. Every time she goes to the gym she says how energized it makes her feel, healthy, blah blah blah, but we know the truth is that without the medical and societal pressure to work out she would lay on her ass all damn day every day until she got hungry or one of the cats knocked over a flower vase.
Roz and I have bets placed on tomorrow, and hush don't tell but I know I've got the sure thing. I've seen Girl-E's Palm Pilot, she's not even trying to pretend anymore, she's got after work plans booked for the rest of the week. Like I said, looooooooooooooooser.
Posted by The Twins at March 31, 2003 09:02 AM
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