« Mmmm... creamy | Main | They also drink Diet Coke with milk »

September 23, 2004

You can't have that in here

Seeing as it's the first actual day of fall, and we know this because the goddam trees outside the window have actually started turning color, WTF, we thought we'd start tackling the list of topic ideas many of you so graciously offered up last week (or whenever the hell it was).

So we will start with JJ's suggestion, "Unlikely Liquor-licensed Establishments":

The Christian Science Mother Church on Mass Ave, across from the True Value Hardware

The king's palace in Jordan

Sylvan Learning Centers

Shalom Hunan Kosher Chinese Restaurant*

International House of Mormon Pancakes

Teetotalers 'R Us

The White Stripes' concert

The conference room down the hall**

The Lamest Bar (next to The Littlest Bar downtown)

Sunday River Ski Resort***


*This place really exists. We assume they have no need for one, since Manischewitz does not go with Mu Shoo.

**Girl-E sure learned this one the hard way

***Oh wait, they do have a liquor license-- but you can only get beer between 9am-4pm at the lodge halfway up the slopes. We're sure that's never caused any problems.

Posted by The Twins at September 23, 2004 11:14 AM

Trackback Pings

TrackBack URL for this entry:
/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/371

Comments

and The Baptist Wedding Reception Hall.

Posted by: snowy at September 23, 2004 04:02 PM

Not to mention the basement of a Finagle a Bagel.

It's still unlikely.

Posted by: JJ at September 23, 2004 07:18 PM

The forbidden learning center is Sylvan!

Posted by: nikita at September 24, 2004 11:00 AM

Oh, snap!! Way to circle back, N. Nice.

Posted by: EV at September 24, 2004 11:05 AM

Office Max
the Maple Ave. Elementary School Cafeteria
My Pants
An A.A. Meeting Room

Posted by: jeff at September 24, 2004 02:30 PM