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September 22, 2004
Mmmm... creamy
We know that over the past year and a half, we've told quite a few "stupid-ass thing that Girl-E did" stories. But ten minutes ago, she did something so moronic, so mind-blowingly dumb, that all the others look like above-average performance in comparison.
Get this-- she walks up to the counter at Finagle-A-Bagel, and orders a triple chocolate chip bagel (shut up) and a large iced coffee. The lady passes her the goods, and she walks over to the other counter to add milk. Now here's the part that's so retarded we can hardly stand to write it: just because she ordered iced coffee, and her receipt said she ordered and paid for iced coffee, she unbelievably idiotically assumed that she would actually receive iced coffee! Can you believe that?? Clearly, as any half-witted person knows, you are every bit as likely to get a large cup of Diet Coke as iced coffee, even if not 15 seconds earlier you ordered and paid for iced coffee!! If she weren't dumber than a bag of Skittles, she would obviously have tasted her drink at least twice before adding milk to it.
Having to tolerate such an imbecile of a customer, it's no wonder the lady's answer to "you gave me Diet Coke" was "I'm sorry! Did you want regular Coke?". Seriously. It's Girl-E's own fault that after receiving the actual iced coffee, she had to throw it out because all she could think of when drinking it was that it was Diet Coke with milk. Shit for brains.
Posted by The Twins at September 22, 2004 02:29 PM
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Oh. My. God.
Diet Coke with milk has to be the most disgusting drink I have ever heard of that won't actually kill a person. Although now that I think about it, I guess the only thing worse would be Diet Coke With Lemon with milk.
You should have gone downstairs immediately and ordered a beer. (or do they not do that anymore?)
Posted by: JJ at September 22, 2004 05:43 PM
I used to drink milk and pepsi when I was a kid, just like Laverne on Laverne & Shirley. It doesn't taste that much different than a Pepsi ice cream float (only a lot less cold, naturally).
However, when you're expecting iced coffee, well -- that's a whole different ballgame.
If I were the twins I'd ease up on Girl-E for this one. This is clearly the stupid-assiness of the Finagle-a-Bagel woman at work.
Posted by: stennie at September 22, 2004 11:47 PM
JJ- I think they do still have the beer down there, but the last thing I need for my productivity these days is drink during work. Although I dunno, maybe that would help.
Stennie- Oh yes, Finagle Girl is definitely the dumbass here.
Posted by: EV at September 23, 2004 09:26 AM
*ahem*
i believe the proper concoction is Pepsi and Milk (ala laverne and shirley).
Posted by: snowy at September 23, 2004 01:38 PM
ack! sorry stennie, i should have read the comments first.
Posted by: snowy at September 23, 2004 01:38 PM