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August 25, 2004
Check back next week, maybe she can squeeze you in
Dear {Girl-E's Employer},
Thank you for your interest in Girl-E's services. While she would be very pleased to work with you, she unfortunately has a full schedule of other commitments, and is unable to meet your needs at this time. Her limited time is in high demand this week for activities such as packing, moving, organizing her finances, supporting friends in their solo music careers, looking for a decent Chinese restaurant, and completing freelance assignments unrelated to her responsibilities with your institution.
We can assure you, however, that should you need her input on an important matter, she is fully accessible 8 hours a day. You can find her M-F, 9am to 5pm, at her desk using your technology, supplies, and salaried time to carry out and/or plan for the above activities.
If you would like us to contact you in the event of a cancellation or unanticipated opening, please leave a message below.
Sincerely,
Leto & Roz
Assistants to Ms. E
Posted by The Twins at August 25, 2004 12:52 PM
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