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December 17, 2003
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Bloggers often make reference to the quirkier Google searches that bring strangers to their pages. We have not usually paid much attention to this, but lately we've noticed that more hits than usual are coming from searches rather than other blogs. The interesting part is that we can't for the life of us figure out how some of these particular searches led here (or why and what the hell these folks were looking for). So to see if you can help us figure it out, the following is the list of searches that, just today, brought new friends to the Boo-blog:
"breast reduction" + homecoming
fucked + un + guestroom + before + he + came + home + LA
"people who eat dirt"
Salmon + "face lifts"
"her ankle" + bandage + ace
iranian + blog + SWF
moist + cunty
sledgehammer + cue
"how come you are a hoe"
"slim fast" + soup + philosophy
Posted by The Twins at December 17, 2003 05:51 PM
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bwahaha! i love "how come you are a hoe."
oh, "people who eat dirt." that was me. i love dirt-eaters.
Posted by: kat at December 17, 2003 06:47 PM
I'm a particular fan of salmon + "face lifts". Exsqueeze me?
Posted by: EV at December 17, 2003 08:40 PM
Ok, you made me look. And in my own Google hit history, I found something that I think might top your Salmon-Face-Lifts:
"my phlegm is green what does that mean"
I have no explanation for this. I also can't explain why three searches related to tickling and pedicures came up. Are there that many foot fetishists in the world? And why are they reading my blog? Hmmmm.
Posted by: Booch at December 18, 2003 01:40 PM
well obviously if you are moist and cunty and are getting a breast reduction for homecoming that might explain how you became a ho.
if you are a dirt eater i highly suggest you try the slimfast soup because they are practically the same thing.
and finally,if i have to use a sledgehammer to keep giving you these clues you're going to need an ace wrap for your ankle you iranian blog guestroom f*cker! go back to LA already!!
;-)heh.
Posted by: snowy at December 18, 2003 03:20 PM
Well done, Snow, well done.
Posted by: EV at December 18, 2003 03:25 PM
thank you *curtsy*
Posted by: snowy at December 18, 2003 05:41 PM
you think there'd be a market for a candy called moist-n-cunty?
and "how come you are a hoe" is clearly the title of an existentialist gardening manual.
Posted by: nikita at December 18, 2003 09:17 PM