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October 08, 2003

Hell in a handbasket

Arnold is the Governator. Roy was mauled by one of his precious tigers, ending an entertainment dynasty. The controversy surrounding the escaped gorilla is not his unjust captivity, but the fact that an idiot radio commentator compared him to an inner-city student. Bush is still president, and a suspicious Karl Rove look-alike turned up at karaoke last night. Johnny Damon is likely out for the rest of the post-season (however long that lasts). They're finally considering lifting the ban on Sunday alcohol sales in Massachusetts, and it actually might not go through because of opposition from the liquor store owners who want a guaranteed day off. Did we mention that ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER is now in charge of the sixth largest economy in the world? Yeah. Dire.

Posted by The Twins at October 8, 2003 09:49 AM

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