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October 19, 2004
Boston Fans 2: The Edge of Reason
Dear Diary,
We just don’t know what to think anymore. Everything was going so well, we were having so much fun, they were so cute and attentive. And then they just started to drift away, didn’t come home very much. We asked them what was wrong and they said “no, no nothing, why are you looking at us like that?” We were skeptical, remembering the rough patch about a year ago when everything fell apart and they swore they would change. But then they took us on that trip to Anaheim a few weeks ago, and we rode all the rides at Disney’s California Adventure, and enjoyed the sunshine, and everything seemed just perfect.
But only a week after we got home, it was like they thought they’d paid their dues, and they seemed to just stop trying. Oh sure there were some exciting moments, when we were caught up in our passion and everything seemed like it would be like the good days again. But then it disappeared as quickly as it came and we didn’t exactly end on a high note if you know what we’re saying. Everything was going to hell and we cried ourselves to sleep three nights in a row.
We really did get to a point where we could say “we don’t need you, bastards, there are those guys out in Foxborough who are showing a little interest and they’re not so bad looking either.” But then they must have gotten jealous or something, because then all of a sudden they were all over us, and it seemed like they might actually be willing to fight for our relationship. The last two nights they were even able to go forever to make us happy.
Maybe they really do love us. Maybe they know what they want, and just aren’t sure how to get there. Maybe they were just going through an immature period, and now they’re ready to grow up and settle down. They surprised us with a trip to New York today, and if everything goes well tonight, maybe tomorrow they’ll propose! And then in a week or two we’ll run off to someplace cheap like Missouri or Texas and we’ll have a crazy amazing shotgun wedding and everything will be perfect and we’ll be so happy!! And everyone will be like “wow, we wish we could be just like them, they’re so happy and awesome!!!”
Oh gosh, they’re just the best, the BEST!!!!!!
Posted by The Twins at October 19, 2004 10:34 AM
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I saw this on Lifetime once. (I think that guy from "Wings" played Mark Bellhorn.)
Posted by: aaron at October 19, 2004 10:53 AM