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September 24, 2004

Announcement

TO OUR SHAREHOLDERS,

THIS IS A PUBLIC NOTICE STATING OUR INTENTION TO REFRAIN FROM COMMENT* ON THE RECENT CHALLENGE FROM THE AMERICAN BLACK LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS TO THE LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS PROPOSING A DEBATE ON THE ENDORSEMENT OF GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT, WHICH THE ABLCR HAS GIVEN AND THE LCR REFUSES TO.

OUR ANALYSTS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT DISCUSSION ON THIS TOPIC, PARTICULARLY MODERATED BY A STRAIGHT WHITE GIRL, HAS A ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT CHANCE OF OFFENDING SOMEONE SOMEWHERE AND CAUSING MASSIVE KNEE-JERK MISUNDERSTANDING AMONG PEOPLE. THERE ARE MANY ECONOMIC, SOCIAL, AND RELIGIOUS ISSUES AT HAND, AND AN EXPRESSION OF JUDGMENT BASED ON RATIONAL POLITICAL NORMS WOULD BE TO DISREGARD THE COMPLEXITY OF THE DILEMMA.

PURSUANT TO THESE FINDINGS, IF CONTACTED BY THE PRESS, WE REQUEST THAT YOU ISSUE NO COMMENT. THANK YOU.

*We will let you make your own evaluation of the following quote from Don Sneed, consultant for the ABLCR: "Disagreement over the marriage for gays issue is not a legitimate reason for the LCR to withhold endorsing President Bush's re-election. Marriage for gays is not a civil rights issue. This issue revolves around the protection of the vast amount of wealth accumulated by some members of the gay community and codifying, through judicial mandate and legislative decree, the acceptance of homosexuality. As gays, our time would be better spent working to find out why God made us as we are -- not using the law to force our external and internal public acceptance."

Posted by The Twins at September 24, 2004 03:23 PM

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