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August 29, 2004
Don't even think about it, Billy Joel
OMG we are SOOO excited!!! The next 72 hours are going to be SO RAD. Know why?? Cuz we get to move!! Moving is SO AWESOME!
Yeah fuck that shit. Just from packing Girl-E already has seven bruises, a crushed knuckle, and a mysteriously absent patch of hair. She hasn't even touched a piece of furniture yet, which is bound to cause some degree of internal bleeding or shingles, and we are clearly in deep shit. The best part is that she could not be facing a more fiercely hideous September 1st Domino phenomenon. You know, where A can't move until B moves out, but B can't leave because C's still in his place, and C is stuck because D's roommate isn't back from vacation, and therefore E is either going to have to sleep in her 66 quart Sterlite latch box or spend two nights sharing a twin bed with the dude subletting from Kansas.
Anyway, seeing as we will be transients for the next few days, we don't know how much we'll be able to post, and even if we do it will probably just be something like "WTF&:FSLID&*^TUIOJKLI(^&(&&^*(*&!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKK!!!! Ow." But feel free to leave a comment or some band aids or a casserole.
*THIS JUST IN*
More reasons to cherish the eBay job: the discovery of an ad for this. There need to be more rich, pure-made, invigorating beef drinks.
Posted by The Twins at August 29, 2004 10:39 AM
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I couldn't figure out there why I was so revolted by the thought of you sleeping in a 66-quart Sterlite latch box, and then I realized it was vaguely reminding me of a true-crime special I saw once about Ira Einhorn. I mean, that was a steamer trunk, but close enough.
So, good luck on the move!
Posted by: Jess at August 29, 2004 09:57 PM
everyone knows transients live in refigerator boxes. get with the program girl-E!
;-)
xxoo
Posted by: Snowy at August 30, 2004 11:21 AM
also they live in RefRigerator boxes when the refigerator boxes are all gone.
*sigh*
Posted by: snowy at August 30, 2004 11:23 AM
Is a refigerator box what you use when you need to re-fig? Like, hey Ma, looks like this pie doesn't have enough figs, better put it back in the refigerator box? Cause I don't think we should put EV in one of those. Although I'm open to debate on the subject.
Posted by: nikita at August 30, 2004 11:25 AM
AAAAAAAAiiiiaaaauuuggghh! I hate moving, so good luck to ye!
P.s. Don't you wish you lived in the Jetson's era? We could press a button and everything would collapse into a little suitcase.
Posted by: panajane at August 30, 2004 12:48 PM
it sucked. fyi.
Posted by: EV at August 31, 2004 10:09 AM
who doesn't like some nice fig newtons? i ask you.
they are fruit and cake, you know...
Posted by: snowy at August 31, 2004 11:36 AM