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May 26, 2004

One political note

Just for the record: We are about 99% certain that John Ashcroft's fire and brimstone announcement today about an imminent al Queda attack on the United States in the summer or fall is 1% cautionary, 99% CREEP* strategy.

*Committee to Re-elect the President. For those of you who haven't seen All the President's Men.

Posted by The Twins at May 26, 2004 04:34 PM

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most definitely...and it's creepy too.

Posted by: kat at May 26, 2004 11:00 PM

I keep hearing Denis Leary's voice in the back of my head saying "Come on in...this is gonna suck...

p.s. Mr. Adams, if you feel like linking to the Ashcroft-eagles-soaring thing, that's all you. I don't feel well enough to today.

Posted by: nikita at May 28, 2004 03:30 PM

Lex: What's the AG doing sounding the warning? That's the Secretary of Homeland Security's job.

Evil Lex: True. However, the Secretary of Homeland Security has been known upon rare occasions to engage in independent thinking. Shocking, I know, but documented nonetheless. Whereas the attorney general has his head so far up Bush's butt that the president must periodically clean Crisco from his teeth.

Lex: Ah. Now I get it.

Posted by: Lex at June 3, 2004 02:42 PM