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May 18, 2004
Meaning well
You may have noticed that we haven't been particularly "fun" lately. We know you're standing at the water cooler, or waiting for the subway, or having your eyebrows waxed, and saying "you know, those girls Leto and Roz really used to be a barrell of laughs, a zany delight. But lately, they've been a little too, I dunno, pensive. Earnest. Backbreakingly dull. I hope everything's ok. Or maybe they've just lost the touch. Ow! Shit, that smarts!"
Well, life is a little bit inside out and upside down right now, and we are feeling a bit inadequate. It's like that saying... ... hell, we don't know what saying. Anyway. To demonstrate that we at least have the *intention* of remaining spunky and fun, here are some topics that we have planned or will plan to write about, and just haven't had the focus to follow through:
- Is that an Atkins bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
- No, asshole, Red Bull and gin is not the same difference.
- You have really got some nerve. Some nerve.
- What is up with Donald Trump's hair, anyway?
- Dude, we're sorry, but your audition tape for The Swan is all the hell over the interweb. It's out of your hands.
- One train leaves Chicago at 11am, going west.
- Have we told you we have a friend named Bryan Adams? It's true.
- Our interview with Couple 69 at Cambridge City Hall*.
*Couples who came before midnight to apply for marriage licenses yesterday were given deli numbers to hold their place in line.
Posted by The Twins at May 18, 2004 10:04 AM
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actually,i used to say "Leto and Roz were more fun than a root canal", but your phrase works just as well.
just kidding. hope you're feeling plucky soon! kiss kiss...
-da crab
Posted by: snowy at May 18, 2004 04:08 PM
"Inside out and upside down" reminds me of "upside down and inside out," with the unfortunate result that I've had "Whoomp! There It Is" stuck in my head ever since I first read this post this afternoon.
I'm still eagerly awaiting your phone call, by the way. I mean, no pressure--just, you know, here I am.
Posted by: Jess at May 18, 2004 11:42 PM
plucky. that word always makes me laugh.
Posted by: bryan at May 19, 2004 05:04 PM
it's been 4 days... where are you? ;-)
Posted by: snowy at May 21, 2004 03:33 PM