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April 04, 2004
The sun left no forwarding address
Um... so, it's been spring for like, two weeks... and today is the first day of daylight savings... and THE FUCKING EARTH IS ENVELOPED IN AN ENDLESS GRAY BALL OF GLOOM. We are near to going literally crazy, and we're damn chipper compared to Girl-E, who is having seasonal affective shit fits right now. Of course once it gets hot and humid, she's twice again as bitchy, but all we're asking for right now is several weeks of plain old spring.
But in the meantime, we'll listen to "Bad Babysitter" by Princess Superstar like five hundred times, which is arguably almost as good.
Posted by The Twins at April 4, 2004 12:52 PM
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is it possible to sue god over this matter?
Posted by: bryan at April 4, 2004 01:23 PM
I dunno... do you have a torts unit in your bible class?
Posted by: EV at April 4, 2004 01:27 PM
Right there with you. I am SO VERY cranky I cannot even stand myself.
Posted by: Hilatron at April 4, 2004 02:04 PM
I so hear you on this. In Chicago, too--seems like there are only two weeks of spring before summer busts out the sauna. If it helps, though, in south texas there really are only two weeks of spring. I counted.
Posted by: Lynn at April 4, 2004 04:05 PM
I'm really, really sorry about this. See, we're working on this weather control device down here at the institute (of EVIL!!!) and someone thought it'd be funny to add "dank and cold" to the settings, right between "Raging Hellfires" and "Next Ice Age" So of course, Professor Malevolent decides he's going to try it out, and naturally, the friggin' thing jams. Research says it'll be about a week before they get the thing back up and running. In the meantime, you can all practice your cowering, FOR THE DAY IS NIGH WHEN THE WORLD SHALL COWER BEFORE DOCTOR MENACE!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Menace at April 4, 2004 08:33 PM
You better be right Doctor Menace, or we are so going to go crazy on your ass.
Posted by: EV at April 4, 2004 08:49 PM
I'd better be right?! I'D BETTER BE RIGHT?!?!
Woman, Dr. Menace is NEVER wrong!!! (okay, there was that one time in Vegas, but I SWEAR there was no Adam's Apple.)
Posted by: Dr. Menace at April 4, 2004 09:23 PM
ugh, i know this weather is killing me!!! arg!
Posted by: kat at April 4, 2004 10:54 PM
There is something so, so wrong about the fact that it was snowing at 7:45 tonight and I could see it _because it was still daylight out_. That's totally one of the horsemen right there.
Posted by: Jess at April 4, 2004 11:23 PM
God SAID to No-AH there's GONNA BE a FLOOD-y FLOOD-y...
Posted by: nikita at April 5, 2004 03:21 PM