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April 06, 2004

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Confidential to the person who found us by searching for how+to+look+like+Jennifer+Garner:

We would love to tell you, really, but we sold the rights to that secret process just last week, and the last thing we need is a legal battle, what with how busy we are dealing with Girl-E and all the messes she gets into as the world's hottest ass-kicker. But good luck!

Posted by The Twins at April 6, 2004 03:47 PM

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I don't know them very well at all, but I don't think either Leto or Roz looks very much like Jennifer Garner. That would be really creepy.
Someone found my blog the other day by searching for "I slept with Robbie, but we didn't have sex." When I get out of the work morass I've fallen into, I'm totally going to find her and beat her up. (Or him.)

Posted by: Jess at April 6, 2004 04:58 PM

I'm not sure I can take credit for this...might end up facing a few legal battles of my own!

Posted by: Hilatron at April 6, 2004 08:23 PM

you don't not look like jennifer garner.

Posted by: bryan at April 6, 2004 10:30 PM

Bryan, you are just too much. That next soup is totally on me, and take a little extra for yourself.

Posted by: EV at April 7, 2004 12:07 AM

Actually, I suppose I lept to assume that's a compliment...

Posted by: EV at April 7, 2004 12:08 AM

it was totally a compliment. if you'd like, i'd be happy to look angsty and tell you that the mission is too dangerous. would you like that? you would? ok.

"ev, i can't let you go. it's too dangerous."

Posted by: bryan at April 7, 2004 09:30 AM

But Bryan, I have to. For Michael.

Posted by: EV at April 7, 2004 10:03 AM

now you have to make that pathetic little duck face she makes when she gets upset.

Posted by: bryan at April 7, 2004 11:41 AM

Now that is where I draw the line. My pathetic little face is more like a squirrel.

Posted by: EV at April 7, 2004 12:06 PM