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March 10, 2004
She's just a girl
Girl-E wins the batbrain award for this week (note that the only other contender is the stupider of the cats-- they're tied for the season). She not only seems to have lost her subway pass, which is a hugely annoying deal, but realized this morning that she left her driver's license in her jeans last night, which she TOTALLY KNEW she was going to do and did it anyway. It wouldn't matter except that she has a 'meeting' at a bar after work, and she's going to have to try out a combination of her work ID and her registration card from a hospital which happens to have her birthdate on it. This is after she walked out of a 'meeting' at another bar last night without her bag. Rock on, slick.
In other news, three snaps to Kat and her supahfun BF for not only coming to karaoke last night, but WOWING the crowd with their performances of No Doubt's "Spiderwebs" and Zepplin's "Dancing Days", respectively. Oh, did we mention these were their VIRGIN performances? It took Girl-E a good year of karaoke before rising above the rank of skiddish fucktard on stage.
In some good news, Girl-E has been collecting more writing assignments from semi-reputable publications. In some bad news, we're going to have to break it to her that she does, in fact, have an actual full-time job, and the chances of her not being in an anxious frenzy at the deadlines are zero.
Posted by The Twins at March 10, 2004 10:12 AM
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I have no good excuse for missing karaoke last night other than being an overstressed lazy ass, so it serves me right that I missed those performances.
And I challenge you and the cat to a battle of stupidity for behold: I locked my keys in my car this morning. Yeah, I did. Take that.
Posted by: nikita at March 10, 2004 12:44 PM
Well I rarely drive, so losing my T-pass is the same thing. And we missed you at karaoke, but fear not, the next two weeks should be game on. Girl-C had to leave last night before she got to sing, so you didn't miss that always-spectacular event.
Posted by: EV at March 10, 2004 12:47 PM
i think we all know who the wily e coyote of this group is. need i remind you of the car sliding down the driveway incident?
bumbling crab indeed.
Posted by: snowy at March 10, 2004 03:15 PM