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March 04, 2004
Kermit is the only crossover
Well hey, it seems to be one of those weeks again when coherent paragraphs have skipped out of our skill set. So enjoy these disjointed sentences.
Ever faithfully, Girl-E did, in fact spill rice all over the floor last night before it got to the rice cooker. We're telling you, if there were an Olympic event for inept handling of packaged food, this girl would be the next Mary Lou Retton. But taller, and more easily winded.
We're pretty psyched for the adorable red-headed 16 year-old who made the American Idol finals last night. He's a total throwback, and nothing like the other wannabe pop stars. And he is getting SO LAID right now.
Say what you will about the decline of writing quality on The West Wing, but they had Muppets last night.
It is becoming increasingly apparent that Girl-E was put on this planet to save other people hours of work.
We totally thought it was Friday all morning. We sure are pissed.
Posted by The Twins at March 4, 2004 10:39 AM
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tut tut, m'dear. friday is just around the corner.
and i am sure you have a greater purpose than to be a slave for others!
Posted by: snowy at March 4, 2004 11:19 AM
i keep thinking everyday is monday for some reason (a clear indicator of how my week is going.)
hey, let's both quit our jobs and move to a tropical location. you can write for the local paper and i'll draw touristy pictures on coconuts.
Posted by: kat at March 4, 2004 02:30 PM
That kid is so cute. Plus, you can tell that unlike other 16 year olds, his seduction routine would totally be based on singing Frank Sinatra and imitating rat pack banter. As opposed to trying to get you drunk on wine cooler.
Posted by: Dani at March 4, 2004 07:15 PM
I like John!
Posted by: srah at March 6, 2004 02:42 PM