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September 19, 2003

T'ing GIF

There are few things less original than a Yay, Friday! post, but sometimes these things can't be avoided. Also, we don't seem to be able to write except in list form lately. So here's a list of items related to this particular Friday:

- That Friends episode last night, the one where Monica's hair expands to roughly the size of a walk-in closet due to the humidity in Barbados, is essentially a biographical piece on Girl-E. Except she's blonde, so people don't call her Diana Ross. Usually, Girl-C (aka Agent Courtney) just calls her Fluffy.

- As humans need plantlife for survival, so do we need regular exposure to Johnny Depp wearing tight pants and speaking with an accent, so it is with joy and relief that we embrace the release of Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

- As soon as the mailroom guy arrives, Girl-E will receive her first paycheck in three months. This is a significant event in Girl-E and The Dude's relationship, as he is not likely to support her folly for even one more goddam minute.

- Isabel rolled in this morning, she is looking pallid but determined. Also, a friend of Girl-E's, with whom she has a mutual friend named Isabelle, pointed out that if you do happen to know someone named Isabel(le), it is particularly funny to read newspaper headlines about the storm and replace "Isabel" with your friend's full name, first and last, and think of the headlines as describing your friend. Trust us, it's funny.

- The pirate speaks,"We've just remembered that today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. We forgott'write in Pirate. So you can put t'first parto'this post through thist'turn it pirate."

Posted by The Twins at September 19, 2003 11:42 AM

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