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September 24, 2003
Statute 31, Section 1
It is hereby ordered that on any and all days of the gorgeously perfect nature as that currently gracing Eastern Massachusetts and environs, all persons of age are required to purchase and consume at least one serving of ice cream and/or fat-free frozen yogurt, and that this shall be enacted with all due haste even if said citizens have brought lunch from home. Toppings are at the discretion of the citizen. Failure to comply with Section 1 of Statute 31 will result in a penalty of up to four (4) brisk jogs around Boston Common or two (2) days of lemonade stand community service.
Posted by The Twins at September 24, 2003 02:38 PM
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