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September 17, 2003

Big mistake. Huge.

A note to future employers/supervisors/mentors of Girl-E:
We can not emphasize enough the magnitude of your error if you happen to send her an email telling her that a deadline has been pushed back. Just as you can only use gasoline to make a car move, you can only use the adrenaline produced by fast-approaching doom to make her work. While she may impress you with her ability to write a great speech in only three days, you should know that were you to give her three weeks to do it, it would not make the tiniest quark of a difference.

We hope this has been helpful, please contact us with any questions. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some backpacks to browse at llbean.com.

Posted by The Twins at September 17, 2003 03:01 PM

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