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August 29, 2003
Just how starving are those Starving Students?
Girl-E is seriously considering packing up and relocating from Earth. We know, we know, all her friends and family are here, she's building a decent career, the weather's habitable; but she's seen a few things in the past week that suggest it might be time for a change. For example:
- A moth larvae crawled out of the cereal box and across the table this morning.
- At the gym yesterday, a woman wearing sandals and jean shorts on the ergometer had a 30 minute laughing, smiling, chatting conversation with the absolutely no one sitting next to her.
- The Today Show interviewed John Kerry this morning while he was wearing a rash guard and board shorts.
- Apparently Rachel is now in love with Joey.
- Centrifugal Ass Girl really pushed the envelope this week with her 70s whore getup.
And most convincing:
- Thousands of people flocked to the roof of the Museum of Science on Wednesday, when Mars would be closer than it's been in 51,000 years, and stood in line for hours to see it show up as a blurry dot on a guy's computer screen. When it was hanging right there in the sky, glorious and orange and bright as day.
With a stronger telescope, it's likely they would have seen Martians in beach chairs drinking and watching and laughing at a Jumbotron of idiotic queued-up Earthlings. We wonder how the housing prices are there. And how to find movers who are game.
Posted by The Twins at August 29, 2003 08:37 AM
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