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July 30, 2003

Batgirl's got a voice like melted butter on pancakes

Despite her sizzling hipster image, there are plenty of things that qualify Girl-E for platinum-level membership in the International Society of Total Dorks. She was on her high school academic bowl team. She can analyze most situations in the context of a Monty Python skit. She has two Ivy League degrees. She can explain the proper use of the subjunctive. Singing the Brahms Requiem once nearly brought her to orgasm. The list goes on. But one area of dorkdom to which she has given no attention is the vast universe of computer and video games. She wouldn't know a Sim if it ran her over in its teeny tiny car, and she thinks PCGaming is a vegan hunting magazine.

However, those days may very well be over.

THE REST OF THIS ENTRY, REGARDING A VERY FUN PRODUCT TESTING, HAS BEEN DESTROYED BECAUSE A MUCH MORE CONSCIENCIOUS SOUL THAN OURSELVES REMINDED US THAT DUH, DICKHEAD, YOU SIGNED A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT. AND WE ARE LAW-ABIDING. WE CAN'T STOP THE 8 OF YOU WHO ALREADY READ IT FROM GOING OUT AND MAKING YOUR OWN, BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'RE THAT SMART, BUT WE HAVE FAITH THAT YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

Posted by The Twins at July 30, 2003 11:22 PM

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